"I am constantly torn between wanting to improve myself and wanting to destroy myself."

(via iamnotthesociopath)

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mowwwg:

“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”

the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact

(via walkslikejesus)

multipack:

mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous

(Source: perksofbeing-a-cauliflower, via dutchster)

loserchildhotpants:

marinashutup:

one time sophomore year this girl told a boy that she couldn’t go swimming because she was on her period and didn’t have a tampon and he said “can’t you just hold it” and this is why we need better sex education

OH GOD

(via thefuuuucomics)

"fuck it’s cold"

australians right now (via hallelujah-youngandloaded)

(via videpourmoi)

theequeenoffuckingeverything:

Literally the best bromance to ever bromance

(Source: darkchocolateandtea, via sodamnrelatable)

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quoterepublic:

MORE QUOTES HERE

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timeywimeyhobbit:

why does my body keep  producing acne why can’t you focus on more important things like growing wings or making me hot 

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

disheartens:

I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

(Source: metallics, via walkslikejesus)

chocolate-sideburns-of-love:

naughty-chekov:

i’m sorry for my entire life

It’s the last panel that really makes this post.

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