timeywimeyhobbit:

why does my body keep  producing acne why can’t you focus on more important things like growing wings or making me hot 

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disheartens:

I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

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chocolate-sideburns-of-love:

naughty-chekov:

i’m sorry for my entire life

It’s the last panel that really makes this post.

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scrubsfordummies:

punchy-larue:

what was this show

a miracle 

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“I feel tumblr people will be the best parents. Ever.”

image

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lulz-time:

this is God’s way of telling you that you have too much fucking money

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stand-up-comic-gifs:

Tig Notaro (x)

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pgay:

”if u like someone just tell them!!” yeah sure goodbye

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wretchedoftheearth:

once one of my best friends told me that i was wearing too much makeup (i was wearing lip gloss and mascara) and told me that i should have a look that’s more like my other friend (who wears a full face of makeup every day) as she looks more natural and that moment made me realize that men truly do not understand what makeup looks like

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free-booty:

I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry

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Penis is my religion

lulz-time:

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